•    Venison for dinner again?  Oh, deer ! 
•    How does Moses make tea?  Hebrews it. 
•    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 
•    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. 
•    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. 
•    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. 
•    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. 
•    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. 
•    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
•    When chemists die, they barium. 
•    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. 
•    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 
•    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? 
•    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.